Lindsay Lohan Is A Machete Slut

So even though Lindsay Lohan has the acting ability and talent of a retarded squirrel, she’s still one of the sexiest stars in Hollywood. Yes, I said it – she’s incredibly hot, and I think the drugs, drinking and hitting babies while driving, makes her ever sexier. Which is why I can’t wait for the new David Rodriquez movie, ‘Machete’. Yes, the critics are saying this will be one of the worst movies in history, but I don’t care, I just want to see a smoking hot Lindsay Lohan kill people and look ultra slutty. She even wears her SCRAM bracelet in the movie -  if that’s not a sure sign of an out of control train wreck, I’m not sure what is. So when Machete comes out, except me to be locked away in my office for a few hours “critiquing” this film.

Oh as a video bonus, here is the famous video of her crying, and being ultra sex in court when she was sentenced a while back:

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