How is it that Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are so important in Brazil that they can hold up a fashion for entire three hours??? I don’t know but they sure as hell did. And they received some pissed off Brazilian boo’s when they finally showed up to the red carpet at the Colcci show at Sao Paulo Fashion Week.

The hold up was because

Ashton and Demi were not just guests at this show, this was a paying gig for the No Strings Attached so nothing could start until they showed up. Three hours??? It’s not like this was a celebrity charity runway show. He got paid BIG BUCKS to do this show. And it’s a good thing…look at those ill-fitting jeans they made him wear. It hard to make this tall drink of water look dumpy, but these jeans did it.

If this seems an odd job for Ashton to you..it’s not. He got his start modeling and even used to do the Calvin Klein underwear ads.

There  is nothing funnier to me than a super successful, super rich A-list actress whining about people being mean to her. Gwyneth Paltrow told Harpers Bazaar UK that she knows people make fun of her upscale lifestyle blog…GOOP.

Any time you do anything with any degree of sincerity, people make fun of you. That’s totally fine. I don’t care. I don’t read any of it. My thing with Goop has always been, if you don’t like it, then don’t log onto it. There were a couple of times when I thought, ‘I’m just gonna stop doing it. People are so mean to me. I don’t want to do it.’ But then I was like, ‘Who cares what some lame person out there says?’ I was in Italy once, and this old man came up to me and said, ‘I had the best time in Nashville because of Goop.’ And that is so worth it to me.”

I can’t speak for everyone…but maybe if she didn’t recommend that we all buy $500 boots for children during the winter months…and post recipes that we can’t pronounce much less know where to the get the ingredients..folk wouldn’t go all Mean Girls on her.

Here is a recent post from Gwyn on GOOP:

I don’t know how it is where all of you are, but I am freezing my ass off. I will be relying heavily on my cozy winter boots to get me through to spring, however far off it may seem. Here are some of my favorites.

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Gwyneth goes on to recommend winter boots, such as mou’s Antelope Cowboy boot, for $543.

“My kids and I all have pairs of their hand-stitched Eskimo boots and I’m loving their shaggier models, like this pair that I bought a few months ago,” she writes.

Another pick: good friend Stella McCartney’s over-the-knee faux-suede boot for $625, which Gwyneth wears over leggings or jeans.

For those on a budget, Gwyneth thoughtfully offers an alternative to her $1,095 Burberry Prorsum shearling booties. Topshop’s knockoff can be yours for $190.o0. At least she’s looking out for those working paycheck to paycheck.

On a positive note….how cool does she look in that zebra print-Charlies-Angel-esque-70s-jumpsuit????

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Is it just me or is Mila Kunis suddenly like 1000 times hotter now that we know she is no longer boinking Macaulay Culkin?

Or possibly it was the lesbian love scene with Natalie Portman in Black Swan.

Talk about bringing sexy back. How cool with the new James Bond movies be if they actually get Javier Bardem to commit?

He wouldn’t be playing 007, they are bringing Daniel Craig back for that role..but he has been offered a role as the bad guy. Yumm.

If it were up to me I’d put Javi in the lead role. But while he might just take the role as the secret agent nemesis..he would never buy into a franchise role.

Javi just doesn’t role like that.

Kacey Jordan, the very young porn star that partied with Charlie Sheen before he checked himself into yet another rehab,  says Charlie is “a very nice and polite guy”. Kacey also pointed out that since Charlie has been getting high for so long that he seems completely normal after drinking and smoking cocaine for 36 hours straight.

During their time together at Casa de Cocaine, Kacey says she learned the Charlie now has porcelain teeth because years of drug use ruined his real chompers.

Charlie also told young Kacey with her blonde hair, she was “the missing puzzle piece” of the “porn family” he was looking to move into a $20 million home. He added that there were other women at his house when she first arrived, but that he was so enamored with her, the others eventually took off in a jealous huff.

She then goes on to say that around 3am Thursday morning Charlie freaked out when one of the “ladies” hit his car while attempting to get the hell out of that madhouse. The wreck caused Charlie to start punching walls and yelling in outrage…you  know just like he did in that hotel room in New York.

Being the smart career girl that she is, Kacey says after Charlie gave her the $30K check she left to cash it before he sobered up and put a stop payment on it.  Forget that he was so trashed that she figured she’d never see him alive again…a girl has to get PAID.

You can’t make this stuff up.

TMZ got a hold of a copy of the check that Charlie Sheen wrote out to one his girls during his latest and greatest cocaine and escort bender.

This was, of course, done just hours before dumbass checked himself into rehab.

The funny part about this story is that the girl wasted NO TIME in cashing this bitch.

Drew Barrymore has been working hard to put together a kick-ass cast for her Charlie’s Angel’s television show reboot.

Drew and Sony Pictures TV have been after Friday Night Lights Minka Kelly for a while now and it looks like the deal is now done. Minka will play Marisa and is  described as a former U.S. Marine, a weapons expert trained in all forms of hand-to-hand combat, and a neat freak.

Also pretty much confirmed is Rachael Taylor from Transfomers. Rachel will play Abby, the youngest and sassiest of the Angels. The beautiful and privileged daughter of a notorious Wall Street crook, she is an expert con artist herself, as well as a Krav Maga expert.

They join the previously cast Annie Ilonzeh  from General Hospital to form a new trio of sexy sleuths. Annie will play Kate, a very smart and very athletic ex-cop and a master of martial arts. She is the most serious of the Angels but also knows how to let her hair down and have a great time.

It’s a modern take on the Angels set in Miami and will follow this trio of young (and of course hot and badass) private eyes working for wealthy mystery man.

This is one celebrity fragrance that I just don’t see the perfume girls at Macy’s spraying you with.

According to sources in the fragrance industry hired to develop Lady Gaga‘s first fragrance, the pop star has requested that the scent “smell of blood and semen.”

Depressing story about a celebrity that I really don’t care about, but since Cheryl Burke put it out there she obviously wants you to now about. I suppose she think it will help?

As a child, Burke was repeatedly molested by a friend of her family’s – and testified against him in court, helping send him to prison for nearly two decades.

“I’m telling my story,” says Burke, 26, who opens up about the molestation – and other struggles, including physical abuse by two former boyfriends – in her new book Dancing Lessons, (coauthored by PEOPLE senior writer Monica Rizzo). “They’re not secrets. There’s no shame.”

Her was a retired mailman who was trusted and well liked in her community. For some reason her parents had this pedophile picking five year old Cheryl from school and then he would bring her home to odd jobs around their family home. The assaults began when she was 5. She came forward about his abuse after he was accused of molesting other area children.

“I felt guilty for wanting his love and affection,” she says, calling testifying against him “the hardest thing I’ve ever done … I saw his face and lawyers were asking me these questions and I was like, ‘What am I doing? Did he even do anything wrong?’ ”

The moral of this story: Don’t let the mailman pick your kids up from school and into your home willy-nilly. The whole story sounds fishy. What the hell was going on at her house?

I am all for women accepting their bodies and embracing their curves..or lack of. But seeing Julia Stiles in a bikini is almost disturbing.

There is something very uncomfortable to me seeing a grown woman with no breasts to speak of. Yeah, I don’t know why it’s just a thing I have. I’m not suggesting that Julie get Coco sized implants…but would it kill her to upgrade to at least tennis balls?