Nope. It never happened.

All we’ve heard for the past four days is that Charlie Sheen voluntarily checked himself into rehab after the bender that landed him in the hospital.

Then yesterday a few stories popped up that Charlie was going to rehab at home. Like that would work. Nope, that was just PR spin for HE NEVER WENT TO REHAB.

The truth is that he has refused to get treatment anywhere. Family and friends are frantically trying to get him to change his mind ..but if ya’ll think this guy is going to a 30 day live-in and coming out all better you are crazy.

And in another interesting twist….TMZ reported that is was his neighbor and Real Housewife husband Dr. Paul Nassif that drove him home from the hospital.

In typical Sheen fashion, we’re told Charlie seemed totally fine on the drive home and the two talked about life and the future, along with “fun things” as they laughed during the car ride back to Charlie’s house.

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