If you just tuned in, Charlie Sheen has ruined his career over the past 48 hours or so with several drug fueled phone calls to radio shows and TMZ. CBS and Chuck Lorre have canceled Two and Half Men effectively putting countless people out of work. Way to go Chuck.

He claims that he and his gnarly-team and godesses will continue their world domination by moving to HBO where they will pay him $50 million to star in a new show. But since he also claims that the producers of Major League 3 are only making the movie for him…I’m gonna assume that HBO thing is also a cracked out hallucination.

He claims that he healed himself of addiction just using the awesome powers of his brain…but his phone call rants sound like he is three sheets to the Lindsay Lohan.

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