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Charlie Sheen Taking The Goddesses On Tour

March 21st, 2011

Where the warlock goes, the goddesses are sure to follow. Charlie has confirmed that girls will join him on a private jet and will fly from city to city as he brings his ‘torpedo of violent truth’ to a theater near you.

The girls will be staying with #fastball in his hotel room but will not appear on stage.

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His buddy Sean Penn had no luck getting his buddy to personally visit Haiti and help with rebuilding, but his grinch heart did grow an inch or two when he saw how Mother Nature tore Japan a new one.  He will be donating $1 from every ticket to the Red Cross to help earthquake relief efforts. He’s crazy and self-absorbed but does have a little bit of softness left in that grinch heart.This is how the rock star Mars announced his speaking/stand-up tour:  ‘If you’re winning I’ll see you there. Trolls need not apply you suffer from Sheenish envy.’

He added: ‘Buy your ticket, take the ride and the ride will take you.’

The description of the shows on Ticketmaster reads:

‘My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show is coming for you. I’m going on the road. LIVE. Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? WILL THERE BE MORE?!?! This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock. Bring it I dare you to keep up with me.’

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Author: Phil

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