Archive for the ‘Bikini Pictures’ Category

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Bikini Pictures

May 3rd, 2011

Am I the only one that is skeeved out by short girls dating super tall guys? Like 5″2′ Kim Kardashian dating 6″9′ Kris Humphries.

Although, he is so freakishly tall it sort of counter-balances her freakishly huge ass.

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Jordin Sparks Lost Weight Too

May 2nd, 2011

Not to be outdone by Jennifer Hudson, another American Idol alum has lost a bit of weight too.

Jordin Sparks posted this picture on Twitter over the weekend to show her fans that she can get skinny too.

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Miranda Kerr Post Baby Body

April 19th, 2011

Yeah. This biatch gave birth three months ago and she looks like this. I don’t really have anything nice to say about Miranda Kerr right now so I’ll follow my own house rule and not say anything at all.

Other than to remind all my sisters out there that she is a total freak of genetics and nature and please don’t hold yourself to this standard.

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Taylor Armstrong Bikini Pictures

April 17th, 2011

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Taylor Armstrong “leaked” some bikini pictures of herself this weekend. And it ain’t pretty.

Since I am trying to teach my kids to live by the ‘if you don’t have anything nice to say’ rule I’ll just say that her hair looks great in this bikini.  I’m just not a big fan of protruding bones. But that’s just me.

Some are contributing her skeletal frame to the stress of her crumbling marriage.

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Leann Rimes Tweets Same Pic As Boyfriends Ex-Wife

April 8th, 2011

This is turning into Single White Female stuff.

You may have already seen this picture that Leann Rimes twittered yesterday. You know the skeletal bikini picture that she thinks proves she doesn’t have an eating disorder? But what you don’t know is that her boyfriend’s ex-wife posted the exact same picture pose on her Facebook page three weeks ago.

For those of you keeping score, not only did Leann steal Eddie Cibrian away from Brandi Glanville, she’s gotten blonder and thinner like her, got new implants like her and now seems to be mimicking even the tiniest details about her life.

Making bad decisions like that is something you do when you haven’t eating for 5 or 6 days. Maybe if Eddie would let her eat a sandwhich or something she might stop acting a fool.

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Sara Rue Shows Off New Body In A Bikini

April 7th, 2011

A year and half after signing on to be a Jenny Craig spokeswoman, Sara Rue has met her goal and is showing off her new sick body in a bikini in People magazine.

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Sara has lost 50 pounds on Jenny Craig and 4 dress sizes and maintains her weight with cardio workouts four days a week and a 1,700-calorie-a-day diet.

“It’s hard. It’s a struggle,” she says of keeping off the weight. “There are days where I’ll say, ‘I feel off the rails.’ But I don’t give myself excuses.”

The actress – whose ABC Family movie My Future Boyfriend premieres Sunday – also has plenty of diet tricks up her sleeve.

“I try not to eat animal protein after 7:30 p.m.,” she says. “And when I make pasta, I layer the bottom of the bowl with fresh spinach. That way you’re having the pasta, but with half the carbs.”

Come May, when Rue exchanges vows with her fiancé, college consultant Kevin Price, 35, she won’t be skipping her wedding cake. “We’re having three kinds, including red velvet and pumpkin caramel,” Rue reveals. “I’ll be having one of each! Very small slivers of every kind is the way to go.”

See Sara as she inspires other couples to get in shape for their big days on the CW’s Shedding for the Wedding, on Wednesday night.

Kesha Bikini Pictures – It’s Not Pretty

March 16th, 2011

Ke$ha is alot of things, a gym rat is not one of those things.

You gotta give her credit for having the iron balls it takes to hit the beach in this when you look like that.

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Snooki Las Vegas Bikini Pictures

March 14th, 2011

Two words for Snooki.

Swim Skirt.

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Gisele Bundchen Brazilian Bikini Pictures

March 7th, 2011

I’m at a loss for words as to how describe Gisele Bundchen’s sick sick body. I alternate love/hate feelings for this Brazilian bombshell. Sometimes I admire her no-nonsense approach to health and fitness and sometimes I think she is totally unappreciative of the hand genetics has dealt her.

Today I am hating her.

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Holly Madison Untouched Bikini Picture

March 2nd, 2011

I don’t watch Holly Madison’s reality show so I was sort of surprised to read the news that the former Playboy Playmate had gained 15 pounds. 15 pounds to a playmate is like 50 pounds to the rest of us. A career ending deal-breaker for someone in her shoes.

But instead of crying about it, she’s flaunting it and cashing in on it big time.

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Peepshow’s choreographer and director instructed Holly to shed weight – after she’d gained 15 pounds following her move to Sin City – she was hurt, she confesses. “Once I realized that other people were noticing that I’d packed on a few, I was embarrassed to go onstage,” she reveals. Making matters worse: her Holly’s World nemesis, model Jayde Nicole. “Holly needs to lose 10 pounds of fat,” Jayde, who once cattily sent Holly a basket full of candy when she knew her co-star was dieting, recently told Life & Style.

“After moving to Vegas, I lived in a suite in Planet Hollywood for a year and ordered room service all the time,” Holly says. “I like food too much to go on some crazy diet. French fries are my favorite downfall.” Holly also says she’s not willing to give up sweets but she has decided to make some healthy changes: Pilates classes and 20-minute runs, and mixing prepared meals from the Fresh Diet delivery service into her menu.

“I’ve always had a butt, and I want to keep it – cellulite and all. I’m not perfect, but I love my curves.” Holly tells Life & Style.

I almost feel sorry for this chick. Almost. She’ll turn this ‘I gained weight and love my body” magazine cover thing into a “I lost 20 pounds in 30 days after I saw myself untouched on the cover of that magazine”.

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