Jessica Simpson Wants To Be Diet Company Spokesperson
Before I even start my commentary on this piece of celebrity gossip let me just remind The National Enquirer that only in the celebrity world is a grown woman that weighs 140 pounds overweight. That being said..let’s make fun of Jessica Simpson.
According to the Enquirer, Jessica is now up to a whopping 140 pounds and would like to follow in the footsteps of Valerie Bertinelli and Jennifer Hudson, who transformed their bodies and careers by becoming diet company spokespersons.
“Jessica’s convinced that becoming an endorser for a company like Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers or Slim-Fast is her ticket to success,” an insider told The Enquirer. Hooking up with a respected diet program would be “a win-win situation for Jessica,” the insider explained. “Jessica wants to look her best and slimmest in her wedding gown later this year, and she desperately needs a career boost.”
Yeah. Maybe if Jessica just got rid of the implants (yes she has them) ..hit the gym…stopped drinking so much and for the love of all this holy…STOPPED DRESSING LIKE THIS…we might not all think she was a short, dumpy midget.
