Joaquin Phoenix Big Comeback As “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter”
Is Joaquin Phoenix ready for his Hollywood comeback after spending the last two years acting a fool filming that ridiculous documentary I’m Still Here?
If he is, he’s been offered the perfect vehicle to get him back on track and back to A-list leading man status.
Joaquin has been offered the part of President Abraham Lincoln’s mentor in the slasher comedy book-to-film version of ‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter,’ set to be directed by Timur Bekmambetov based on the Seth Grahame-Smith novel.
What? You’ve never heard of Abe the Vampire hunter? Believe it or not, you non-readers out there, there is an entire genre of classic books turned vampire/horror/slasher.
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters, Jane Slayer, and Little Vampire Women are all available on Amazon for your reading pleasure.
What do you think? Can Joaquin pull off a civil war era Presidential vampire killer? He killed it as the man in black in Walk the Line..I think he can handle a few blood suckers.
