Am I the only one that is skeeved out by short girls dating super tall guys? Like 5″2′ Kim Kardashian dating 6″9′ Kris Humphries.

Although, he is so freakishly tall it sort of counter-balances her freakishly huge ass.

EW reports that Graham King, best known for producing “The Departed” and “The Town,” has purchased, through his production company, GK Films, the film rights to the video game series “Tomb Raider” and its iconic gun-toting leading lady, Lara Croft.

This new reboot calls for a young Lara Croft which almost certainly means that Angelina Jolie is out and some new, young hottie will be in.

Who do you think would make a kick ass new Lara Croft?  Megan Fox seems to the perfect choice, but she has already said she would never step into this role because of the Angelina comparisons.

I’ve heard buzz that Kim Kardashian wants the role..but I don’t think would ever happen. Box office failure. Not Winning.

Besides..there is NO way Kim could ever get that booty into a Laura Croft costume.

Funniest video of the week.

Prince was being his tiny, funky self last night at a concert in New York City and bringing hand picked folks on stage to shake it with him.

Check out the hoochie he pulls up on stage at the :55 mark. You’ll recognize Kim Kardashian’s booty immediately. But for some reason this attention ‘ho picks this moment to get all shy.

So little man kicks her ass off the stage. I don’t care who you are…when Prince tells you to dance….you dance!

When your life is document almost minute by minute by cameras I don’t know why you would lie about something like a lip injection..but it looks like Kim Kardashian is doing just that. Remember…this comes from a chick who insists she’s never had plastic surgery and that’s been proven to be a lie over and over again.

Kim talked to Extra about the rumor that she had a lip enhancement.

“That’s not true. Trust me, I’ve tried Botox on the show,” Kardashian confessed to “Extra” at the E! Television Critics Assn. junket. “I’m the first one to talk about anything that I do. It really pisses me off that all of these plastic surgery rumors are always linked to me.”

“I have the flu. I’m puffy and swollen, and I have no make-up on. Why would I just do my bottom lip? My top lip was smaller and my bottom lip was huge and I’m thinking that would be the worst doctor on earth to do one lip and not the other. It’s definitely something that I would never do. I think my lips are big enough to my taste level.”

Whatever dude.

I warned you all yesterday that this was coming. And here it is.

Kim Kardashian debuted her new song at Tao in Las Vegas on New Year’s Eve.

Listen at your own risk to the over-produced crap that will soon hit the airwaves.

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I don’t know what’s more disturbing; Kim Kardashian’s ridiculous cornrows or the fact that she is actually releasing a song and video. Really, the music industry should be ashamed of itself.

Kim posted these sneak peek pictures from her new video on Twitter and told fans to keep listening for her new song.

I guess if the Paris Hilton ‘Stars are Blind’ song and video didn’t send our world crashing into the sun, this won’t either. But just in case…get your sunscreen ready.

So I recently bought one of these “Kim Kardashian” sex dolls and I have to admit, it looks nothing like the real Kim kardashian. I had to print a picture of Kim from the internet and tape it to the sex doll’s face to make it more realistic.  On top of that, the ass of the “Kinky Kim” was nowhere near as “healthy” as Kim Kardashian’s, but Kinky Kim did keep me occupied for about 3 or 4 minutes. The slogan alone sold me on this one though – “when you stick it in her face…It’ll get all over the place!”, literally had me pulling out my credit card and paying the price for over night shipping. It really wasn’t worth it.

So in short review, stick to a Jenna Jameson sex doll, it’ll look way more realistic to the real Jenna (especially when it’s deflated), and it’ll probably be alot more fun.

The “leaked” Playboy Pictures of Kim Kardashian finally made their way onto the internet, and they are incredible. She is as hot a chick as I’ve ever seen in Hollywood. I don’t know why she’s all upset that these were released, she has one amazing body.

Check out the uncensored Kim Kardashian Playboy Pictures here. (Keep in mind this site is Not Safe For Work)

Playboy has decided to drum up a few sales by posting some new nude pictures of Kim Kardashian from her Playboy pictorial she did in 2007. These *new pictures are outtakes from that shoot, and word is – Kim is pissed off that they are seeing the light of day. This makes no sense based on her history, (celebrity sex tape, nude Playboy shoot), but it’s interesting if nothing else.

Oh, and Kim might have the sexiest hips I’ve ever seen.

Source: Huffington Post

Well, it’s true, and thank god, right?! The hot sisters came out to play at a beach the other day and as you would expect there was no shortage of people taking photographs. We have included some wonderful ass shots as these girls know how to fill a bikini. Kourtney Kardashian is actually looking very sexy after having a child (with Scott Disick, we call him Scott Douche for short). Kim could have 5 children and no one would be able to tell since she has that natural ghetto dumper that fucking rocks.

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