Paris Hilton is currently filming yet another vacuous reality show that we will all watch and laugh at. I’m not sure what it’s actually about because I am still unsure about what she actually does with her days.

Paris Hilton still has an amazing body. Yes, she’s a huge attention whore, and comes across as a total moron, but she is easily on my top 5 celebs that I want to bang.

Here are some new  topless bikini pictures of her from some photoshoot she did recently, and as you can see for yourself – she’s in perfect shape. Maybe she’ll slip up and record another sex tape (we can only hope).

The follwoing are the edited version of these pictures. The unedited ones can be seen here. (Link NOT SAFE FOR WORK)

BOOM! And the hits keep on coming for the beautiful and extremely sexy Lindsay Lohan. Today some leaked pictures of her popped up showing her either engaging in shooting up heroin or pretending to, but either way these pictures are very interesting. Some of these pictures also show her making out with Paris Hilton and another unidentified woman. And people always wondered if there really is a lesbian sex tape of Paris out there, you’d be naive not to.

So it seems that Paris Hilton uses her snatch to smuggle cocaine and Ecstasy. And people wonder why I have such a huge crush on this chick. I bet she’d be awesome to party with, behind closed doors of course. I understand how she has to place “nice” and be the “good” girl in the public, but out of the publics eye? Well, she’s popping coke and pills from her snatch of course!

Dear Paris,

This is just another reason why I love you. Not only are you hot, sexy and have a great personality and sexy laugh, you are also an illegal drug dispenser. You are an instant party machine, and I’m ready to get down baby. Call me, I still have the same number.

Lots of love.

Source: Hollywood Backwash

So this morning on one of my favorite celebrity blogs, I read that Paris Hilton though that the .8 grams of coke that was in her “borrowed” purse was chewing gum. Come on now Paris, I get the fact that you have to lie to the police, but chewing gum? That doesn’t even make sense. You would have been much better off saying that it was sugar that you were going to use in your marijuana brownies – that IS believable and they probably would have asked for the recipe. In fact, and this is a hot tip Paris: Next time you are stopped for drug possession, offer up a copy of your sex tape and any drugs you have. I mean these were Vegas cops for crying out loud – you might even have gotten laid for the 7th time that night.

Do you see what we see? She’ll wish she never decided to climb invisible stairs after these pictures are posted. OK, so her skin colored panties are just bunched up and they resemble a flaccid dick, we had to take advantage of these pictures. Her legs are looking kind of battered and beaten though, either she’s rough on them or someone is rough on her, who knows.

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