Tila Tequila Wants To Be Charlie Sheen A Goddess
Tila Tequila has just realized that she missed out on the chance of a lifetime doing what she does best. Maybe if she dyed her hair back to Malibu blonde she might have a better shot. Charlie Sheen has never been with a brunette. In fact, I’m starting to wonder if he has a little bit of the ‘blonde hair blue eye aryan race’ thing going. Nah..he just likes big tits and hot blondes.
But Tila still thinks she could do the job. Well.
“I could definitely do a better job than [Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly] can,” Tila says. “He won’t need anyone else around. There’d only be one goddess. I could show Chucky a good time — but also help him out.”
As someone who admits to having her own public “meltdown,” Tila believes she can be a real asset to Charlie in his time of need.
“I think what he doesn’t realize is that people aren’t laughing with him — they are laughing at him.”
And she should know about that.
