March 9th, 2011
Tila Tequila has just realized that she missed out on the chance of a lifetime doing what she does best. Maybe if she dyed her hair back to Malibu blonde she might have a better shot. Charlie Sheen has never been with a brunette. In fact, I’m starting to wonder if he has a little bit of the ‘blonde hair blue eye aryan race’ thing going. Nah..he just likes big tits and hot blondes.
But Tila still thinks she could do the job. Well.
“I could definitely do a better job than [Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly] can,” Tila says. “He won’t need anyone else around. There’d only be one goddess. I could show Chucky a good time — but also help him out.”
As someone who admits to having her own public “meltdown,” Tila believes she can be a real asset to Charlie in his time of need.
“I think what he doesn’t realize is that people aren’t laughing with him — they are laughing at him.”
And she should know about that.
February 1st, 2011
Nope. It never happened.
All we’ve heard for the past four days is that Charlie Sheen voluntarily checked himself into rehab after the bender that landed him in the hospital.
Then yesterday a few stories popped up that Charlie was going to rehab at home. Like that would work. Nope, that was just PR spin for HE NEVER WENT TO REHAB.
The truth is that he has refused to get treatment anywhere. Family and friends are frantically trying to get him to change his mind ..but if ya’ll think this guy is going to a 30 day live-in and coming out all better you are crazy.
And in another interesting twist….TMZ reported that is was his neighbor and Real Housewife husband Dr. Paul Nassif that drove him home from the hospital.
In typical Sheen fashion, we’re told Charlie seemed totally fine on the drive home and the two talked about life and the future, along with “fun things” as they laughed during the car ride back to Charlie’s house.
January 30th, 2011
Kacey Jordan, the very young porn star that partied with Charlie Sheen before he checked himself into yet another rehab, says Charlie is “a very nice and polite guy”. Kacey also pointed out that since Charlie has been getting high for so long that he seems completely normal after drinking and smoking cocaine for 36 hours straight.
During their time together at Casa de Cocaine, Kacey says she learned the Charlie now has porcelain teeth because years of drug use ruined his real chompers.
Charlie also told young Kacey with her blonde hair, she was “the missing puzzle piece” of the “porn family” he was looking to move into a $20 million home. He added that there were other women at his house when she first arrived, but that he was so enamored with her, the others eventually took off in a jealous huff.
She then goes on to say that around 3am Thursday morning Charlie freaked out when one of the “ladies” hit his car while attempting to get the hell out of that madhouse. The wreck caused Charlie to start punching walls and yelling in outrage…you know just like he did in that hotel room in New York.
Being the smart career girl that she is, Kacey says after Charlie gave her the $30K check she left to cash it before he sobered up and put a stop payment on it. Forget that he was so trashed that she figured she’d never see him alive again…a girl has to get PAID.
January 30th, 2011
You can’t make this stuff up.
TMZ got a hold of a copy of the check that Charlie Sheen wrote out to one his girls during his latest and greatest cocaine and escort bender.
This was, of course, done just hours before dumbass checked himself into rehab.
The funny part about this story is that the girl wasted NO TIME in cashing this bitch.
