David Arquette Checks Into Rehab
Shocking news! The idiot that is David Arquette has checked himself into rehab.
Apparently he is unable to deal with the outside world now that his mother wife Courtney Cox has kicked his dumb ass to the curb.
David is seeking treatment for alcohol and other issues — but not drugs. Arquette partied at Beacher’s Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel on New Year’s Eve before checking into a live-in facility. Because of course he had to get that last bit in…something that someone very serious about getting sober would do, right?
A source close to David says he is doing it because it’s “the right thing to do for his family.”
Through her rep, Courteney Cox says “I really admire David and his choice to take charge and better his life. I love and support him.” Read: It’s about time that moron sobered up and helped me raise this kid.
