Today I got a “tip” on this chick in North Carolina who goes by the name “Zuzana” who apparently is planning to release her yet to be named debut hip-hop album some time in the (God I hope not) near future. I was even able to “snag” the lyrics from her first single, and I must admit, ( it made me puke all over my floor) it could be one of the best hip-hop tracks ever recorded and could definitely be a club banger.
Let’s analyze:
Verse #1
Whistle intro in fancy fashion. Into a tight adrenalin flowing drum beat.
Here is my story, It’s a fearful journey through out the last 10 years. That’s a decade for the cheerful circus clowns slow at switching gears. I Started out in porn a poor pretty cam model with lots of fears. I was shy I was broke I didn’t give a fuck. I shredded some tears along the way but I never gave up. I did what I did just to make a buck. Not a deer but some dollars is what I’m getting at. This rap is fast don’t let it hold you down, it has multiple meanings, so just sit right back. Don’t Buckle, your seat belt on this ride cause it’s going fast, it’s a story of myself, my bizz, my life my cash and all the mischievous folks. Try and keep up while I spit at you, this is no joke. Some call me wonder women while I’m in demand, I’m like Lebron, D-Wade and Bosh with a master plan. I speak my mind all the time cause I know I can. While your scamming customers I’m out on my island beach working on my tan. Weak ass companies listen to this advice as it’s free. You will hear it on the radio on the boards like gfy and on TV. I will end verse 1 with this simple line. Stop the scamming the carding and adult from dying.
Hook – Started off as a small fish in a big n3tpond <– website is edited.
Felt so helpless and so all alone
Feeling like a little girl in porn’s chauvinist world
It only pushed me harder
All these players falling at my side
Where all your bros at pumping up your pride
Looks like the little fish turned out to be the hottest shit
Zuzana Designs busting rhymes, brings you the hottest hits
Verse #2
This is my business stop the hating and the selfish acts. Stop running your mouth off at the lips until you know the facts. You run your mouth like a faucet, your running out of water, I’ll turn this fucking place into a desert in short order. You’re not a client, customer, or someone that I care about, but just some basement kid, that wishes he had the dedication, drive, devotion and dollars that I did. You try and talk down to me and act like you’re mister macho man, but in the end I’m the hot ass chick with all the cash in my hand. You fucking weirdo’s should send me all your hard earned dough. Oh wait a minute you don’t have any bread cause you got to know, you ate it all up, your super fat and stupid lazy can’t get off the couch….. Ouch did I just say that? I’m a super Bitch in love with the dick. Sometimes I rhyme slow sometime I rhyme quick. I burned my cake building my design empire, so at 35 I can sit back and fucking retire. I will end verse 2 with another well known fact, it’s not the tubes that destroyed adult we all know that. It’s the evil trolls that never got a fucking degree, that’s why they have no idea how to run a bizz with honesty. Here we go to the hook it’s phenomenal. Listen to the words they are golden and hysterical.
Hook – Started off as a small fish in a big pond
Felt so helpless and so all alone
Feeling like a little girl in porn’s chauvinist world
It only pushed me harder
All these players falling at my side
Where all your bros at pumping up your pride
Looks like the little fish turned out to be the hottest shit
Zuzana Designs busting rhymes, brings you the hottest hits
Verse #3
Here we go verse 3 this going to be dope, not like a dealer but zoomed in like a telescope. I will thank all my employees and well known fans. These people are cool, behind the scenes and give my company all they can. (Not a bathroom), beer or a soda but just hard work. I hope when they hear this killer rap rhyme they will give me a smirk. They all work hard on their projects any given day. We never miss deadlines cause we don’t play, around with people money that’s so true I can’t lie. I’ll start with Michael he’s my player with the multiple touch, he does design, programming and things in a clutch. He resides in Charlotte NC next to the motor track, I’m not sure if he likes nascar but I don’t care about that. Cause he’s super fly, fast and reliable like Clark Kent, he works super hard so he can pay his mother fucking rent. My next super man employee I would like to rate is an Australian resident where when you meet them they say mate. Not mate like to reproduce but just saying hello it’s their tradition to date. His name is Steven he’s a marvel in photoshop, he designs, chops and renders like a fool, not a moron but a natural born genius that rules.
Okay before you even ask – no this is NOT A JOKE. This girl is 100% serious and you can’t really blame her. With lyrics like these who couldn’t relate to an aging ex-cam whore, who now does design work , and lives in her fantasy land on Top Sail island bragging about how hood rich she is? And I’ll be honest – I don’t even think she’s hot. She keeps going on and on about how sexy and hot she is, and yes, I’d probably hit it, but she’s not someone I’d walk through hot coals for. You have to give her some props though, she’s pretty ambitious and will definitely be going places (not so much now that the hookers ads on Craigslist were removed).
Now all you haters are going to go on and on about how her lyrics would probably make a blind man punch his eyes out with a screwdriver, but she is all talent and she plans on showing it off to the world, and I giver her mad props. She will probably get a ton of offers from legitimate producers and become a house hold name in some time. Seriously, Fergie did it, and she sucked so much meth down her face that she had to have her whole face drawn on a piece of paper and airbrushed back on her head – and she’s loved by millions of people.
So just remember, when Zuzana blows up and becomes a famous rapper, you heard about her first on PopFill.com
