October 1st, 2010
So MTV has decided that they can’t get enough of Snooki (and who can blame them) so they have given her a new dating reality show where guys can compete for the chance to have sex with and find true love with snooki. Yes, I’m serious. I’m also considering applying for her reality show, but sadly, I don’t think I’m her type. This is what she’s looking for in a Guido:
Her dream guy is tan, a guido, likes to sleep late and is a nympho, among other things.
You just can’t make this stuff up. Unfortunately I will probably waste my time and watch this show. However until this show premiers, Ii found this awesome parody video of Snooki doing Tick Tok by Ke$ha.
|
[hana-flv-player video="http://popfill.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/TheSnookiSong.flv"
width="490" height="330" description="" player="4" autoload="true" autoplay="false"
loop="false" autorewind="true" clicktarget="_blank" /]
|
September 26th, 2010
Yes, this is supposed to be a real nude picture of Snooki. Supposedly more exist, and gauging by the way Snooki acts, I’d bet there are a bunch of nude pictures of her around, and probably a sex tape too. I bet this chick has gotten drunk and done all kinds of nasty things. Also it appears that she wasn’t always fat. She probably gained all the extra weight from binge drinking and eating twinkies. I got to be honest though, she has massive potential if she ever decides to get skinny again. Plus she’s only 4’9″ tall, and I love me some short girls.
So I guess Jwoww is mulling over an offer from Playboy to pose nude for them, and when asked point blank on the Jimmy Kimmel show if she’d consider it, Snooki said she wouldn’t do it, but I’ll bet when all this Jersey shore exposure wears thin she’ll be clamoring for a pay day and she will jump at a chance to make some coin. Below is the actual video from the Jimmy Kimmel show where she explains why she wouldn’t do it. Something about her boobs sagging to the floor.
|
[hana-flv-player video="http://popfill.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/SnookiKimmel.flv"
width="490" height="330" description="" player="4" autoload="true" autoplay="false"
loop="false" autorewind="true" clicktarget="_blank" /]
|
