Lebron James Is Getting Married
It looks as if, if this report is true, that King James is ready to crown his queen, Savannah. (Hot Tip: Never marry a girl with a stripper name) Apparently he asked her to marry him recently and now it looks like he will finally marry his baby’s momma.
Now, I don’t like Lebron James. At all. I think he’s an incredible basketball player, but his ego, and selfishness, just kills it for me. If he was a bit more humble, I think a lot of people would jump off of the Lebron Hate Train. I mean did we ever see Michael Jordan act the way Lebron does? I watch Lebron play a few times a year when he comes to Atlanta, and even though he does some amazing stuff on the court, his attitude makes me hate him. Don’t even get me started on the off season attention parade that Lebron threw for himself.
So now Lebron is getting married. Great. I don’t really care. I just hope that he gets married to his stripper and she starts banging Chris Bosh and D-Wade (at the same time) and she gets some crazy STD (remember all the D-wade orgy stories?) and passes it to Lebron, and it ends his basketball career. Maybe then – the Atlanta Hawks can take the Eastern Conference.
Source: Media Takeout
