I’ve been addicted to this video ever since I was linked to it over the weekend. It’s a parody of the video “Hard in the Paint” by Wacka Flacka, and it’s hilarious. It features President Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and even has a cameo by Oprah, and it is a viral video that you have to see.

Be sure to spread this around, so far it’s the best video I’ve seen all year.

So MTV has decided that they can’t get enough of Snooki (and who can blame them) so they have given her a new dating reality show where guys can compete for the chance to have sex with and find true love with snooki. Yes, I’m serious. I’m also considering applying for her reality show, but sadly, I don’t think I’m her type. This is what she’s looking for in a Guido:

Her dream guy is tan, a guido, likes to sleep late and is a nympho, among other things.

You just can’t make this stuff up. Unfortunately I will probably waste my time and watch this show. However until this show premiers, Ii found this awesome parody video of Snooki doing Tick Tok by Ke$ha.

This video has been circulating of Mariah Carey falling down as she performed on stage recently, and even though it’s rumored that she’s pregnant (would explain her weight gain), I personally think she just slipped on some cake.

here is a clip of Jessica Alba nude in the movie machete. I posted the pictures last week, you can check those out here.

I hate the Florida Gators. In general I’m not a big college football fan to begin with, but I really despise the Gators. Regardless of my personal opinions though (did I tell you the Gators suck?), this video is pretty damn funny. During their game VS Kentucky, one of the Gators catches a pass and then plows right over a guy in a wheelchair. Is it wrong of me to think this is hilarious?

Katy Perry was on SNL last night doing a hilarious skit about the whole Sesame Street fiasco that took place last week. Not only was it pretty funny, but she does an incredible job of showing off the cleavage that we were all denied on Sesame Street.

So Stephen Colbert who I think is pretty hilarious went before congress and gave a 5 minute speech today on the state of the immigrant worker. he says he spent a day picking beans, and wonders why the government can’t make the ground waist high so picking vegetables would be easier. He also says he’d rather an American pick his fruits and vegetables rather than immigrants. The video is pretty hilarious, but i get the impression that Congress didn’t feel the same.

I don’t watch the show True Blood, because it sucks and I’m not into the trendy vampire thing, however I did quite enjoy the new Sesame Street parody of True Blood, Called “True Mud”. Someone help me understand this though, they won’t show Katy Perry’s video because she looks like a slut, but they will feature a video based on a Vampire show that features massive orgy’s?

Regardless, here is the new video True Mud:

So even though Lindsay Lohan has the acting ability and talent of a retarded squirrel, she’s still one of the sexiest stars in Hollywood. Yes, I said it – she’s incredibly hot, and I think the drugs, drinking and hitting babies while driving, makes her ever sexier. Which is why I can’t wait for the new David Rodriquez movie, ‘Machete’. Yes, the critics are saying this will be one of the worst movies in history, but I don’t care, I just want to see a smoking hot Lindsay Lohan kill people and look ultra slutty. She even wears her SCRAM bracelet in the movie -  if that’s not a sure sign of an out of control train wreck, I’m not sure what is. So when Machete comes out, except me to be locked away in my office for a few hours “critiquing” this film.

Oh as a video bonus, here is the famous video of her crying, and being ultra sex in court when she was sentenced a while back:

Now I’m a big boxing fan. I know most people now are into MMA/UFC, and I enjoy that sport as well, but to me there is nothing like a good boxing match. I’ve been dying to see a Floyd Mayweather VS Manny Pacquiao fight, but I don’t think it will ever happen. Its eems like everytime they get close, Mayweather finds some excuse to back out of the fight. personally, I think he’s scared. He wants to hand pick his opponents so that he retires undefeated. So I was a bit confused when Mayweather put out this Ustream video this week, talking mad smack to Manny. he was incredibly “racist” and it is a pretty entertaining video.

So I was confused about why he would stir things up with Manny, when he probably knows that Manny would knock his ass out – but when I saw all the reports on him backpedaling today it made even little sense. Why would he trash talk someone he “wants” to fight and then back down from his statements? Now, he just sounds scared and maybe he’s hoping that when, or if he gets in the ring with manny, Manny might show him mercy.

I fucking hope not.